gerardbaojun

2005-03-27T00:32:00.000-08:00

*Job well done.

I`ve been waking up real early these days.
Like six or seven in the morning.
Yes, i know. What the fuck?
There's definitely something wrong with me.
Anyway, i managed to go according to
plan yesterday and i think
that effort deserves a pat on a back.
Good on ya gerard.(:
My hairs jet black now,i finally watched
sponge-bob the movie,i'm done with
whatever school admin stuff there is to do
and i amazingly stayed awake through the
whole easter vigil mass.

Again, today, i was up at 9 in the morning.
Baojun, could barely open her eyes,
so our initial plan to head down to sentosa
was cancelled.Hence,since i didn't want to
waste my valiant effort of waking up
at such crazy hours, i went over to
clay's pool to swim and tan instead.Alone.
It was only about two hours later that i
decided to return home with lunch for
and a pink daisy for baby.
Yes, she melted.
Anyway, i went over to Video Ezy
to have a job application filled up.
Yup, ya looking at a posibble future
employee of Video Ezy.
Lawry's? What Lawry's?!

My days of bumming around has come
an end as the first school term
commences tomorrow at about 8 45 am.
I`m excited no doubt.
It's gonna be a helluva busy day.
School, Free movie premier to "Hostage" courtesy
lynette, and modelling interview by 'create talents'

Let's hope nothing screws up.

I`m readyy, ... for lessons~
I'm readyy, ... for lessonss.
(:

2005-03-25T00:28:00.000-08:00

*unholy week.

Last sunday marked the begining of
"Holy Week" for all catholics.
Which meant that i had to attend mass
on thursday, friday and saturday,
In addition, i had to fast
and refrain from consuming meat.

Alas, i did no fasting what-so-ever
, only arrived in time
for the final quarter of mass
on thursday and paid hardly any attention
during good friday's service.
I swear the devil was a loud haler
as compared to the other voice in my ear.

Anyway, i visited my grandfather this afternoon
at changi general hospital along with baojun.
He apparently had a bad fall which resulted
in a slight fracture in his hip.
It might take weeks till he fully recovers.
Screw those ungrateful bastards who couldn't
care less.

We've been out alot. shopping and all.
Trying to make full use of my
numbered days till school commences.
The anticipation is killing me. No shit.
Anyway,I got a new blazer courtesy of my baby
and a new shirt.Also, we got approached by
someone to join this modelling
agency while we were out at heeren.
There`ll be an interview this monday
along with bonus cash.
Fuck it, why not?

So, i guess thats about it so far.
Easter mass,
jet black hair,
school administrative stuff,
tomorrow.

By the way,
Steven lim is an unoriginal fucktard.
Correct me if i`m wrong
Take a look.
www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic759.htm

www.stevenlim.net/singaporeidolstevenlimweb.wmv

2005-03-22T09:34:00.000-08:00

*Feat

So i'm up at 9 in the morning
with nothing to do.
Fuck the weather seriously.
Bored to tears.
I think i`ll go back to bed.

Singapore's weather is as unpredictable as women.
No pun intended.

2005-03-22T03:33:00.000-08:00

*f.y.i

It was pre-planned that tanning in sentosa
would be piority today.
However, God thought otherwise
and we had to opt for plan B.
which was to visit the insect kingdom.
since bao jun had never been in.

The place had changed alot
since my last visit wayy back.
The whole environment in fact.
But they had the usual
obscene amount of butterflies fluttering
around you and insects confined
in small showcases.
Some had bright glossy colours
which looked beautiful really.
While others were just plain fugly.
A little complaint though.
The beatles made up about 1 third
of the 3200 species.
Maybe it's because of the 20 percent
discount islander card holders enjoy.

We headed back home with laughs
throughout the journey.
Poking fun at cabbie names
like bok seng and cheng ching.
and everything else for that matter.
Anyway, again, it was pre-planned that
we`ll drop by M.D.I.S
to enquire about possible courses
for her.
Alas, we slept through the afternoon
and night thanks to our
brilliant time management.
Only to wake up to have dinner at 12+ am.

So i guess that wraps up another day.
we`ll be doing all the things we missed
earlier on, later...
I hope.

My name is Bok Seng, my favorite sport is Boxing.

My name is Cheng Ching, hold on a moment, I'm changing.

No offense.

2005-03-18T03:05:00.000-08:00

*Trust no one.

Again it's been days since my last entry.
A toss up between being busy and lazy i'd say.
For the former, it's school administrative stuff
and baojun as usual.
While the latter, I guess it's been in me
since after my O's.

So i did a placement test for insworld international
which i hardly studied for.
English was a killer and I needed a dictionary for sure.
Math was fine.Though it was'nt a walk in a park.
Anyway, was offered a place.
Studying Pure chemistry,Pure physics and math.
Pressure here i come.

Spent the rest of my time with her.
Parties,Movies and late nights complimented
with authentic teh ping.
Perfect.
we had a huge misuderstanding recently,
which almost ended up in a bitter ending.
Thankfully it didn't.
But, one things for sure, this
justified my opinion.
There's a hypocrite in all of us,
trust no one.

Today marks our sixth month together.
Happy month-a-versary sweetheart.
It's amazing how time flies.
Anyway, we didn't get to spend it
despite the array of ideas.
Due to our time which is set on New York at the moment.
I promise a hell of a time tomorrow.
(:

2005-03-10T20:50:00.000-08:00

Updates*

Been busy these days,
i mean lazy.
Haven't blogged in a long time.
Work is put on hold for now
and no i didn't get fired,
Lawry's is under renovation.
Got my pay though,
a measly 400
Whoopi-

O' level results.
If one were to carefully
examine mine.
It just spelt dissapointment
in capitals.
So really, don't ask.
Got a placement test tomorrow
for this school where i`ll be
doing my A's.
Insworld international.
I`ll redeem myself there.
Don't worry.

The rest of the days have been going alright.
Movies, late nights, girlfriend.
indispensable.
Oh, and i have been reading the
papers alot more now.
Every other day to be precise.
I guess it comes with age.

Till the next entry,
Bugger off.(:

2005-02-25T19:34:00.000-08:00

*A perfectly sane entry for the spastic horse in sepia print.
www.aalf.blogspot.com-

I`ve forgotten about the whole incident.
You didn't.
I merely questioned,
YOU were bitching like a true bitch
insulting my intelligence.
It's ironic how you call us little kids.
This is for all to see,
the hypocrite in you.
Even i'm shocked.

Is it a problem of yours if she wants to insult anyone?
No.
I'm disappointed in you
and your child-like understanding of girls.
I'll try explaining.
Now i say try because i`ve never tried communicating
with an animal.

Elf,i mean aalf,Little did you know that Sa despised you when she was with me.
Just the mere sight of you
would make her lose her appetite.
And don't worry, it wasn't because of
the uncanny resemblance between you
and those on the kranji racetrack,
But just, You.
Now, that's called jealousy.(:

Also, I do not listen to chinese songs,
she does.
That's her blog.
Not mine.
Duhhhh.
Erm, you should get someone to clean that up,ya drooling quite badly.

Finally,
I couldn't give a damn then,
why would i now?
And i did not have 9 ex-es, tsk tsk.
It's clear who's really bad in numbers.
But can i blame you?

Anyway, thanks alot though,
because it all makes sense now.
Now i know why
your 4D numbers always seem
to be so close to winning.

Piss off.

2005-02-19T04:17:00.000-08:00

*5th month well spent.

I tried so hard to sleep the day before,
tossing and turning about.
But my mind just couldn`t give it a rest.
Thoughts just kept on swimming.
Like how i wanna grow some hair on my chin
and some more hair on my head.
Like how i wanna do a handstand without
any support.
And how the hell am i suppose to stay awake
during work.
The time read 0900am.
It was an hours time till work would begin
and i slept.
Brilliant time management i`d say.
So i arrived for work 2 hours late.
The boss did'nt seem to mind.
Afterall,"tummy aches" take up alot of precious time.(:
It was high tea and i loved high-teas
cause there's more to eat than the
usual chicken.
I think lawry's could earn a guinness record
for the most number of ways to cook chicken.
Anyways,i managed to sneak in food
from the buffet table till my stomach
could no longer accomodate.Great stuff.
So, i clocked out at 4+pm.
Baby was waiting for me from 3.(:
I love you.
We booked 2 tix for Constantine,
cause i had FREE movie passes.
before heading back to paragon
to catch the overated parade of dreams, Chingay
Again,i had FREE passes.
The parade lasted for almost 3 hrs.
She enjoyed it.
I didn't.
Apart from the firecrackers and military band.
I didn't find the it interesting or entertaining.
Which was why i slept
through the remaining quarter.
The M.C's sucked.
The speakers were too loud.
Ah mahs had to resort to stuffing
tissue into their ears.
Oh wells,I was looking foreward to constantine.
In the end,the show was just as dissapointing.
It was alright though.Luckily i had movie passes.
So that ended our 5th month together.
Don't get me wrong
although my views on everything seem
extremely negative, i had a gd time.
As long as it is with my baby.
Happy 5th month sweetheart.
Many more to come.(:

By the way,if ya wondering.
I tried a handstand as soon as i got home
and it was a success! hahaa

2005-02-11T01:10:00.000-08:00

*You win some,You lose some.

Another chinese new year has come and gone,
I still do not see the significance of it.
It's the same every year.

Chinese new year eve.

Headed to town in the wee hours.
1 pm to be precise.
Did'nt get to buy the shirt i wanted-LOST
Got caught by HSA and fined thirty dollars.- LOST
I'm begining to think that the year ahead doesnt look
too bright for me.
Stupid rooster.

In the night,headed to some fun fair
over at marina with Kel,June and baby.
Took some rides with her and made moulds
of our hands with wax.Cool stuff.
I love you baojunn.
By the way,i read my horoscope for the year.
and true enough.It said i would be
down on luck.Bugger.

Chinese new years day.
Visiting.Here,there,everywhere.
Played mahjong and got 23 bucks.-WON
Played blackjack and got 11 bucks.-WON
Finally,i received more cash than last year.-WON
Maybe the rooster died.Must be the bird flu

Anyways,i guess that wraps up another C.N.Y
till the next one.
Happy chinese new year.

*DONG DONG DONG CHIANG!

2005-02-03T12:42:00.000-08:00

*First day on the job.

There's not much to say really.
Or rather i'm just too lazy.
Work is work.
Meals and training provided.
5 working days per week.
flexible working hours.
6 bucks an hour.
Fairly easy job.
As i said,theres not much to say.
Work is work.
Interested?

Sorry, Full! (: hahaaa

2005-02-02T01:11:00.002-08:00

*Poseur.

Here's to the fag who has been
using my pictures for his profile
in sg boy.com

Fuck You.

I know you look like crap
and you need someone else's face
to gain some attention.
How pathetic.
Get a life ass-fucker
and stay out of the lives of others.
I promise that you`ll have
no other choice but to go for plastic surgery
if i see you on the street.
Then maybe you won't
be afraid to show your shit face to the world.
Then again,if you did.
everyone would probably just drop dead.

2005-01-29T05:23:00.000-08:00

*A helluva time.

The day started at a usual 3 30pm.
It was planned that the night would be spent at the Night Safari,
along with 7 others as we had free passes courtesy of Standard Chatered.(:
In the end,it was baojun and i that actually went.
The night safari was pure nostalgia really,
Been years since my last visit.
Anyway,there were a couple of interesting things
i saw.I picked the best 3.
Like,a Civet cat jumping almost 6 feet high to grab its food. Oooooohhhh*
A leopard puking on a rock. Aaaaahhh*
And, how every member of the staff,regardless of race and religion spoke with
a slang.American preferred. Wahhh laauu!
Please..
Proper English, Yes
Poseur English, No.(:
I have to admit though,it was great fun.
At about 11pm,we left mandai road and headed to town.
Had supper at swensen's and then clubbing at.. Monks
with the "cine" people.
By the way,Happy 18th birthday Spencer.
Next time,we`ll party some place else and leave the kiddies
with their oh-so-delicious "Pop" carbonated drink. hahaaaaaa (:
Thats it i suppose,
the last time i was this exhausted was during my Napfa test.
Well,I'm off to practice my Ahmehleekan slang.

2005-01-23T23:30:00.000-08:00

*Gorge Festival

Day 1 23rd january 05
Grand Hyatt Hotel buffet
Happy birthday Bao Jun's Dad
1900hrs

10 satays. 5 chicken, 5 mutton.
6 different malay dishes.
4 otahs.
2 glasses of juice.
1 north indian set meal.
0 weight gained.
I swear there is something wrong with me.

Day 2 23rd january 05
Forgot-the-name chinese restaurant.
Happy Birthday Bao Jun's Mum.
1930hrs

6 course meal.
2 bowls of soup.
bits and pieces of chicken here and there
Same goes for the fish.
yam,noodles and desert.

Again 0 weight gained.
Maybe it's about time i invested in some
weight gainers.

Apart from all the food,
to summarize everything.
We chilled out after dinner at changi village on day 1.
Hoping to catch a glimpse of some manly women,
only to be dissapointed with 2 men,who looked too man.
Day 2's chilling-out was done at some
food centre.With a couple of Kelvin's friends,
who were very jovial guys.
All in all,authentic teh peng+great company+idle conversation
+laughter+lights+my baby girl = Time Well Spent.

Forget Thaipusam.No offense.
The Gorge Fest simply cannot be missed.
I'm anticipating the next.

Food for thought?
Don't think,just eat.(:

2005-01-20T22:12:00.000-08:00

*Employed

I've got a job from lawry's(:
yeah,that high end restaurant up in paragon.
Wasn't planned at all though.
I was dressed in berms and sandals
cause i didn't think i would be going
job hunting again.
But i did anyways.
The interview was rather smooth.
I tried to be as polite as possible.
Gave that Mr Musa guy a firm handshake,
introduced myself and all that jazz.
I guessed that made up for my
poor dressing.
So,i got the job,as a buzzer.
Just like all the other males.
What we do is simply set and clear the tables
and received 6 bucks an hour.
Pretty gd i must say.
Except that i'll have to buy my own uniform.
White long sleeves,Plain black pants and shoes.
Worst thing is,
i`ll have to dye my hair to a darker colour.
But fuck it,at least i'm better off than all
you kiddies working your ass off
in McDonalds for $3 50 /hr *hahaaaaa
So thats it then,tomorrows a holiday
so my baby's gonna have a 4 day 3 night
stay at my place.(:

I'm loving it.

2005-01-19T23:19:00.000-08:00

*Treats

The 19th of january.

Happy 4 months sweetheart (:

Anyway,i spent the early hours of the

day job-hunting.Nick and i practically

combed the streets.From this bag shop

in far east with a boss who speaks

as though he has a tote bag up his ass,

to a prestigeous hair salon up in ngee ann city.

They apparently were looking for full timers,

students need not apply that sorta thing.

So needless to say,my interview clocked a

record time of 30 seconds!Oh well,

i do hope i`ll get a job eventually.

Maybe someplace like addidas or levis.

Retail,yeah.

In the evening,it was dinner at tony roma's

with my baby.

A full slab of baby back ribs along with

bbq sauce,An aussie rusty t-shirt from her

and,well,just the fact that i had dinner with

my one and only.Pefect(:

So,now i`ve decided to spread the love and give

you guys a treat as well.Say,a poem in my dialect?

I'm hokkien peranakan by the way.Yes,hokkien,the

mother of all vulgarities and yes,i'm ashamed

that they are the only few words i

know about.But,i have learnt a few more since

it's the holidays.I promise i`ll make

full use of my time since i'm

UNEMPLOYED* hint hint.

Anyway,Here goes.

Dont worry,i'll translate at the end.

Ni nao hia,si bei dulan.

Buay ki pang coupon.

Tio sa man.

Curses,i'm so frustrated.

I forgot about putting up my parking coupon.

Hence,i received a summon.

There you go,I'm sure ya impressed.

Dont mention,don't mention.(:

2005-01-18T02:30:00.000-08:00

-Grand Opening*

My blog's finally up,under the guidience of my baby of course [=
After weeks of procastinating,i've finally decided to
write my first entry and lose my blogging virginity *weeeee*
I guess i should begin with a summary of the last
17+ years of my life
When i was naive and innocent.
Back then,I remember calling my
kindergarthen school ''The Thunder School'',But as you
all know,it's just known as boring P.A.P.Anyway,i got my first
slap by a girl then for saying she was ugly.I scored my first
full marks then by sheer dumb luck And for getting my first taste
of the cane for not doing my math home work.
In primary sch,i remember acing Chinese from pri 1 to 4 and failing it
the rest of the years.I remember my first beating up of a boy in the male toilet for spitting oreo cookies on me,my floppy hair which could touch my lip,
the first black mark in my
beta record, and of course,the days of
playing soccer with a dirty brown tennis ball after school.
Secondary school,saw me as a percussionist in the band in the early
years.But i got sacked soon after,resulting in an E8 for cca.i was a class chairperson too and managed well,alas,i got replaced eventually.The rest
of the years were spent going for hair and attire check-ups everymorning
with clay by my discipline master.Suspensions,Detentions.
The most i got was 25 hours which was for cheating in a MT test.
I flunked it anyway.
I skated most of life away,ran away from cops with batons and
had countless screenings from them.
then came the clubs,beaching and mary jane.
Strangely,i still managed to do well every year.Top 5 or 3. The first position
was always filled by this smart-ass german girl.5 years in a row.
Anyway,i managed 13 points in my N'level prelims,
4 As and a B in my N'levels
38 points for my O'level prelims,
and well,we`ll hafta wait and see.
Which brings us to this.
ALMOST 18 years of life.which is now spent
laughing,stoning and loving my baby girl baojun.Pure joy really.and i couldn't ask for more.
So,being said,
if someone were to ask me whether i would trade my life for another,
I wouldn't. (: